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Intoxicated time traveler warns of impending alien invasion

October 7, 2017  |  Posted by: Francesca Falzarano
Intoxicated time traveler warns of impending alien invasion

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An intoxicated Wyoming man arrested told authorities that he was a time traveler from 2048 who had come back to warn of a future alien invasion.

A tanked 27-year-old Bryant Johnson was taken into custody on Monday night by officers with the Casper Police Department responding to a call from a hospital about “a male stating he was from the future.”

Officers were dispatched because the man “wouldn’t talk to nurses or doctors.”

During an interview with police, the blitzed man said that he had traveled back in time to warn citizens “to leave as fast as possible” because of an imminent alien invasion, local K2 Radio reported.

Johnson, who asked to talk to the “president of the town,” added that the only way he was to time travel “was to have the aliens fill him with alcohol.”

The intoxicated space cadet said he had to “stand on a giant pad” to be sent to the year 2017 (though he added that he “was in the wrong year and was supposed to be in 2018”).

A cop noted that Johnson smelled of alcohol, had bloodshot eyes, and slightly slurred speech. A breath test showed his blood-alcohol level to be .136.

Johnson, who was creating a disturbance in the hospital’s emergency room, was taken into custody for public intoxication and was booked into the Natrona County jail.

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